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relax-your-trust: vesicant: daily-tumbles: Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?! Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. ALL MY LOVE TO THESE MEN FOREVER. Still defining epic, after all these years.
In the second season of the Oh My Goddess TV series, Peorth gets called down to Keiichi’s house by the same accident that brought Belldandy there. She tries to figure out Keiichi’s deepest desire with a fan service shock-and-awe campaign.
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sadden: i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark
Asuna:..D-Don't look ever here....Hurry and get undressed, too, Kirito-kun. It's embarrassing, being like this alone...Kirito:....*blushes*...No, I just...I just wanted to s-stay in the same room tonight...That...That was all...
urbancatfitters: when u tell someone the same story twice and they’re like “i know u told me” uh im going to tell u again bc my stories are great and u should be grateful im spending so much time on u
do you feel the same?
tropicalgoth1996:the most disgusting thing about having a crush is that all your bullshit daydreams now have a face. every single thing you can think of and it’s always the same asshole
mayamarinwritesomo: I feel the same way about gloomy, rainy days that most people feel about light and sunshine. Today is a beautiful, dreary, gray day. A much-needed relief from the unrelenting brightness and oppressive heat. All that rain tapping
raspbeary: “OMG whos pharah’s dad” “omg pharah’s dad is 76 :^)” “omg who is her Father?!”
the-darkmark: jaxthevampire: How am I laughing and crying at the same time. OMG this is horrible. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LOL asjdhjksdasl la imagen, pero hueeeeon, que onda D:
WORDS N QUOTES
media-burn-archive: VHS TRANS
kaylynnykim:is it just me?
lavenderpanda: this is probably my favorite old simpsons joke tbh
andhumanslovedstories: andhumanslovedstories: A cleric who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and buffs you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face someone’s like “you know that’s not actually
yashuri: daww he even naps the same way 13 years later
louloduca: my dad on aaron tveit’s singing in les miserables: “it’s husky and soft at the same time. like the antlers of a young deer”
dobdob: commandertano: Disney didn’t kill the EU. The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die. Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories. Get to know these facts. I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how
mandragirl: poorlytimed: transjemder: Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time conversation 1: cheese borger conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid
thewildsora: theriverisfullofdreams: lokis-girl: icantdotheonesteptwostep: baileybluebird: impossible-amy-pond: ricksantorummpreg: kingpyrojack: pizzaforpresident: blackmormon: I dekutree: OH MY GOD I PEED A LITTLE omfg ((I was in an awful
princekarkat: for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
altusmages: altusmages: My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to
lzbo: sniffing: where is this kids oscar (boyfriend eating as girlfriend stares) Boyfriend: “Babe, what?”Girlfriend: “Ay, I don’t know. It’s that your food looks good. Let me try it.”Boyfriend: “Babe, you’re literally eating the same
dr-ladybird:knifefarty:@ksuunja on twitter painted this omg halo
finalfantasythings: I remember back in the day, I was so excited to turn 17 because that meant I’d be the same age as Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna, Zell, Selphie and Irvine (and a whole slew of other favorite characters from other fandoms I follow).
The Best of Humor & Entertainment
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve
princess-shatter: dear-bunni: robina-otaku: eezybree: SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us
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a-la-orilla-del-rio: You know that deep down Noiz is a romantic, but so is Koujaku so what if for their anniversary or for Valentine´s day they had the same idea on what to give the other and they just stare at each other and start laughing because
tinycartridge: It’s an amiibo display in Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer ⊟ My kids were just at Target with me, watching the Pac-man video on this amiibo display while we waited for a new phone activation, and now here’s the exact same damn
mean-cannibals: imaginehanniballecter: au where everything is the same but hannibal’s feet never touch the ground because he skateboards everywhere chesapeake ripper? more like the TOTALLY TUBULAR CHESAPEAKE *SHREDDER* DUDE
joeycab: OMG THIS KITTY I’m the kitty.
Ny 💫
oekaki-chan: An AU where everything is the same, but the old farts seem to be a bit obsessed with Instagram.
cakeyquake: i’m love them??
getmoneydollaz: samsungsandiphones: Winter park Florida! Omg Same day also Sadly we didn’t fuckI might have to take one of my followers on tumblr with me on a trip to see what i get myself into! Told you im quitting the game need a padawon (go
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
we need to cackle more
ihaveacleverfandomurl: dave-tho: dave-tho: dave-tho: dave-tho: dave-tho: dave-tho: dave-tho: dave-tho: egg OMG THIS ^^ WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH ?? ? ?? ?? ? ??? THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD thank you science side of tumblr
shavingryansprivates: i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns
tortillas: everyone after the no note depression STOP
hussieserection: if the universe is infinite there is a 100% chance everything you think about exists(????) evERYTHING EXISTS?????SOMEHWERE
goodgirlwhohasntbeencaught: when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.
spencerspocketcondom: my kind of biscuit
wv-pm: always dress the way you’d want to look if you suddenly became the main protagonist in an anime
titytwochainz: every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
tramampoline: cupcakesflying: ships with height differences <333
ok im tired of the bullshit
sniffling: the only advice you’ll ever need
oh my, oh my stars
jncos: *snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
smartaveragebears: hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now
desactivated: when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it
dizzyotter: when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers
outbackfakehouse: I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
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silent-shanin: Why do these two always end up in the same bed in my pictures?